Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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