I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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