it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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