It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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