Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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