it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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