Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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