Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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