I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize
