Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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