Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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