Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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