Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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