I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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