tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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