he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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