I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i think i have herpe
just one?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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