Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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