please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Dear god my vagina.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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