I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm always down for nudity.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
