come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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