But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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