The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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