so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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