so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just gift wrapped bread.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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