Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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