Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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