Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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