hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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