Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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