We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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