I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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