Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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