Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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