My brain says no but my pants say off.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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