i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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