Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
