im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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