what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
