ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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