I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
There r osticjed everywhere
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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