I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Randomize
