I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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