You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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