You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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