two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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