So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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