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I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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