college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm passing your future prison.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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