Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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