Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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