After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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