You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think i got beer on your cat.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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